In my mind, the sexiest thing in the world is the feeling that you’re wanted.
I cringe a lot when I look at my early talk-show experiences.
There are many teenage vampire books you could have purchased instead. I’m grateful you made this choice.
I just want ambitious teenagers to know it is totally fine to be quite, observant kids. Besides being a delight to your parents, you will find you have plenty of time later to catch up.
It makes me cry because it means that fewer and fewer people are believing it’s cool to want what I want, which is to be married and have kids and love each other in a monogamous, long-lasting relationship.
People don’t want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That’s why comedy writers do well – we put out little funny ideas.
Comedy writers have the most fragile egos.
What I’ve noticed is that almost no one who was a big star in high school is also big star later in life. For us overlooked kids, it’s so wonderfully fair.
I’ve always had that chip on my shoulder. I’ve just always been super hard on myself.
True love is singing karaoke ‘under pressure’ and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.
I would say that my mother is the single biggest role model in my life, but that term doesn’t seem to encompass enough when I use it about her. She was the love of my life.
I am an incredibly impatient person.
I don’t want to be skinny. I’m constantly in a state of self-improvement, but I don’t beat myself up over it.
Hey, a disclaimer about me: I’m rude.
Bribes and boy bands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.
I worship makeup. The basics are always: Stila shadows, LeClerc powder for my crazy shiny skin, Bobbie brown liner pot, Chanel mascara, and Koh Gen Do for foundation, Nars for colors and sparkles.
I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings.
I have a goofy side that impacts my clothing a lot. To that end, I love witty, colorful, prints.
If you’re a kid who was not especially a star in your high school, I recommend going to a college in the middle of nowhere. I got all the attention I could ever have wanted.
Write your own part. It is the only way I’ve gotten anywhere. It is much harder work, but sometimes you have to take destiny into your own hands.