I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.
If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.
The fact is that violence gives you a rush.
Hypocrisy is annoying but not evil. Someone who says one thing and does another has doubled their chances of being half right.
A joke is a way to say, ‘I’m going to do something funny now. If I don’t get a laugh at the end, I’m a failure.’
A two-party system is way too good for those two parties.
Asking someone else to do something immoral is immoral.
Bob Barr is not crazy enough for my taste.
Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who’s ever lived. Nobody touches him.
Cars mean nothing to me. I’m not a car guy.
Direct confrontation, direct conversation is real respect. And it’s amazing how many people get that.
Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be attributed to ignorance.
For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show.
I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and really did change the world.
I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules.
Every day, TV, newspapers, and the Internet bombard us with a message that we’re destroying the earth. Ice caps are melting, rivers are dying, polar bears are drowning, and trees are doing something.
Trey Parker did ‘Book of Mormon.’ It’s the best Broadway show I’ve ever seen. He does ‘South Park.’ It’s wonderful.
To drive a car in rural America is freedom. Before I had a car, I’d never seen a rock and roll show, I’d never seen a comic or a show.
There’s no job in show business that’s harder than any other job outside show business.
There is no reason for the government to limit political speech.