If you want to talk about magic, the stuff that blows me away is the stuff that’s done close up.
Jay-Z, he knows precisely who he’s going for – 14-year-old white suburban girls.
It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.
In reality, many people let go of religion later in life.
In my private life, I’m not around any drugs or alcohol.
If you want to turn out an atheist child, unconditional love constantly is a good way to do it.
We celebrities are desperate pigs.
Freedom means the right to be stupid.
Thou shalt not take anything on faith.
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
The purpose of art is to collide the intellectual and visceral together at the highest speed possible.
This is going to sound horrible, but I don’t even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple of million dollars, a few million. I know it’s more money than my dad, a jail guard, made in his lifetime; more money than I’ll ever need.
The end never justifies the means because there is no end; there are only means.
The vast majority of the world knows there’s no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors.
When I was 15, 16, 17 years old, I spent five hours a day juggling, and I probably spent six hours a day seriously listening to music. And if I were 16 now, I would put that time into playing video games.
Believing there’s no God stops me from being solipsistic. I can read ideas from all different people from all different cultures. Without God, we can agree on reality, and I can keep learning where I’m wrong. We can all keep adjusting, so we can really communicate.
I, my own damn self, am not a Tea Party supporter. I disagree with them on social liberties, our overseas wars, Obama’s birthplace, Sarah Palin, and the conspicuous absence of tea at their rallies.
You have in Vegas the most heterogeneous audience you’re gonna get anywhere in the country. In Boston, Chicago, Miami, you know who goes to the theater. In Vegas, you have people who only see one theater show a year, and it’s in Vegas.
Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.
If you can just convince the dope people that the gun people are right and the gun people that the dope people are right, we could actually live in a lot more freedom.