I think it would be a boring game if everybody was the same, just like it would be boring if you guys asked the same dumb questions.
Pluto is not a planet, but I am.
In junior high in Germany I fought kids all the time. I had such a bad temper, I almost got thrown out of school. A few lickings from my dad got me out of that scene. He wore me out with a paddle.
I don’t know their names. Their names have been erased from my memory banks. If I tried to bring ’em back, I’d get shocked.
There is nothing to say because I know everything about him. I raised him. I know what’s a charade, and I know what’s not a charade. I’ll leave it at that.
There is nothing for me to be sour about. What you got to understand is that I’m a military man. We usually do my shift for four or five years and then you got to move on.
I’m not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don’t have to try to outdo him, I’m Shaq.
I’m not the one buying love. He’s the one buying love.
I’m a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that’s how I am. I’m true.
If you don’t stick to simplicity, you’ll die a horrible death.
That’s sort of a trick question, and I don’t have a trick answer. Next question, please.
I don’t know. I don’t have a fax machine, so I didn’t get that message.
In the seven or eight years we were together, we were never together.
No one calls me out, I’m from LSU.
My personal opinion is, how, if you never hung out with somebody, do you know them so well? I never hung out with that dude because the dude is a weirdo.
That’s what I do. I get in and get under people’s skin and all that stuff. But you will remember me – and that’s all that matters.
As my great friend Aristotle said, ‘If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.’ I’m not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.
I don’t ever want to grow up. I guess I’m like Peter Pan. Grown-ups have problems. I want to stay happy.
There’s two kinds of dirty – dirty and sewer-dirty. Danny Ferry is sewer-dirty and has been ever since he was at Duke.
It’s hard to get up for a good high-school team like the Chicago Bulls.