I came here with the perfect chemist’s perception. The formula they had was perfect and any added ingredient could make it go bad or worse.
On paper, I think this is the best team I’ve been on.
I’m pretty much able to play any style. I’m not here to demand 40 or 50 shots. But I would like 30.
My motto is very simple. Win a Ring for the King.
I’m not going to go home and drink rat urine.
Everything is done out of respect, whether it’s a cheer or a boo.
It’s over now. He said what he had to say, I said what I had to say. Don’t play with me. Seriously, don’t play with me.
He can play. He can shoot. He can dribble. He can pass. He’s a great player. Period. No question about it. And if anyone thinks Dirk is not a great player, I’ll punch them in their face.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. You all should be spanked for this.
Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
Well, Doctor, I don’t have the diagnosis on that. I’ll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, bet you can’t type that.
I’ve been an athlete that’s sort of in advance; always thinking. After basketball I’d love to have my own radio show, my own TV show.
Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I’m going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end.
There will be a report coming out, and my name will be on it.
I said it jokingly, so this guy was just trying to stir something up that’s not there. He’s just somebody who doesn’t have a sense of humor, like I do.
First person who says that to my face, I’ll punch you!
Enunciation, diction, all that stuff. None of that is in my personality.
They asked me when I was out there, ‘Why do you want to be traded?’ I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That’s backwards, man.
The two top teams with nice weather and nice people were Dallas and Miami. Of course, the Lakers wouldn’t want to trade me in the same conference, so Miami was perfect.