Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
I’m probably going to have to go with Kobester. He’s an assassin with LeBron coming right after.
I knew Rick Pitino was going to make them play that outbreak, monkey defense. He’s been doing it all his life.
I blame Riley for my broken thumb, not Matt Geiger. That ain’t defense Miami is playing. That’s just chopping. I have no idea how his team gets away with it. I guess when you’ve been in the league 30 years you can do it. Respect, he gets it – he’s like John Gotti.
I told my wife when I was rolling up, I felt like the president.
I’ll beat you up right now if you want me to.
I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
I wouldn’t. I would just go home. I’d fake an injury or something.
I’ve been 11, 12 percent body fat my whole career. But when you’ve got a big, sexy, beautiful man that’s up in the 340s, 350s, the way you guys were taught on this planet, you’re going to automatically think it’s fat.
You know how I be. Last week Kobe couldn’t do without me.
Most ferocious was Kobe. Fiercest, most competitive, it was Kobe. D Wade is second after that.
How can Benedict Arnold be reliable in what he says?
I just want to keep people entertained.
We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing.
The Miami Heat has the best fans.
That is why one day I said my game will be like the Pythagorean Theorem – hard to figure out. A lot of people really don’t know the Pythagorean Theory. They don’t make them like me anymore. They don’t want to make them like that anymore.
Some things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up. I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
I started out as a young Ninja and killed all of the Shoguns. I am a Shogun now and I’m holding my spot. There probably won’t be another Shogun after this.
I play against a front and a back every night, Ming does not have to do that, Duncan does not have to do that, Garnett doesn’t do that. I am the only one that has to do that.
I love the Miami atmosphere.