I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don’t eat Wheaties, so I can’t do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I’d take it right away. Apple Jacks, I’d be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.
I think it’s a great city. I think it’s a fabulous city. But in my young juvenile days, I was an idiot, and I bought 30 cars. And I need to drive those cars, and New York isn’t really the place you can do that.
Nietzsche was so intelligent and advanced. And that’s how I am. I’m the black, basketball-playing Nietzsche.
If they want to play football, we can play football.
If you got the game, you got the game. That’s why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.
I’m like tax. You’re going to pay one way or the other.
I want to be strong, dominant. Like Wilt Chamberlain.
I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing.
Challenge me. Treat me like a game of checkers and play me. That’s all I’m asking, just play me. Treat me like Sega and play me.
This is a tough game. There are times when you’ve got to play hurt, when you’ve got to block out the pain.
I never worry about the problem. I worry about the solution.
And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is a famous basketball player. I want to really learn the business.
Look up the word role in the dictionary and you’ll see it means playing a part. That’s why I call myself a real model.
I don’t believe that I personally have been changed by the money. The bad thing is people assume you’ve changed because now you have money.
Can I go one day without somebody saying something negative about me?
Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me.
One lucky shot deserves another.
When you’re righteous, you don’t have to tell people that you’re righteous.
I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it’s not how you start the date, it’s how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don’t finish the date – you know what I mean?