That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don’t ask dumb questions.
My sons love LeBron more than they love me. I’m just a little jealous about it.
He’s the Italian version of my father. I don’t know if he’s Italian or not.
Since I suffered the injury on company time, why shouldn’t I also be able to get surgery and do recovery on company time?
I’m a very quotatious person.
That has nothing to do with basketball. That’s just because I’m sexy.
Being that I’m a tropical black man I don’t get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That’s why they call me Sasquatch. There’s no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.
You know, I’m very photogenic.
Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word ‘role’ in a dictionary, it describes playing a part. Everything I’m into, it’s real to me. There’s nothing fake about it.
I don’t have to make a point. I’m George Bush. I’m the president. I built that arena, so I don’t have to make a point.
I want to go to police academy, I want to actually go out and make a couple of arrests. I want to go undercover.
Sometimes I feel like the Tom Hanks character in Big. But my life is not a movie. I never have to go back to Coney Island to find the fortune-teller machine so I have to grow up again.
It’s my job to make him look good. He’s a very good looking man, so it’s my job to keep him looking good.
He’s the president. I’m the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says.
We had more great times than bad times together, but they’ve moved on, I’ve moved on. I have a new team now and I have a new focus.
This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what’s best for them, including me.
He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
It means I don’t have to charter that big jet for the family.
I didn’t say anything. Got nothing to say. I’m a married man; I don’t need a relationship with another man.
Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain’t nothing but a sandwich.