This book had two authors, and they were both the same person.
There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we’d heard that the best way to keep other cats out of the garden was to have one yourself. A moment’s rational thought here will spot the slight flaw in this reasoning.
Cats don’t hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don’t, so that’s all right.
Everyone’s heard of Erwin Schrodinger’s famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many people would suggest is about as far as you need to go.
Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed to create one small white pigeon or three normal-sized billiard balls.
Things have no power that humans don’t put there.
What’s the orbital velocity of the moon?
Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot.
I know it’s a very human thing to say ‘Is there anything I can do,’ but in this case I would only entertain offers from very high-end experts in brain chemistry.
Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o’course.
You can’t inspire people with facts. They need a cause. They need a symbol.
Of course, just because we’ve heard a spine-chilling, blood-curdling scream of the sort to make your very marrow freeze in your bones doesn’t automatically mean there’s anything wrong.
If I knew that I could die, I would live. My life, my death, my choice.
We’ve got a lot of experience of not having any experience.
I think you should be proud of not being worse than just deeply introverted and socially maladjusted.
Knowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain caliber.
Thats how we survive infinity – we kill it by breaking it up into small bits.
In my experience, what every true artist wants, really wants, is to be paid.