Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.
I grow as many of our vegetables as I can, because my granddad was a professional gardener, and it’s in the blood.
I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.
My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.
If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn’t as cynical as real life.
Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organized.
Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.
Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.
The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it’s as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.
He’d been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.
Insanity is catching.
We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.
It wasn’t that Nanny Ogg sang badly. It was just that she could hit notes which, when amplified by a tin bath half full of water, ceased to be sound and became some sort of invasive presence.
The senior wizard in a world of magic had the same prospects of long-term employment as a pogo stick tester in a minefield.
Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It’s the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.
The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its dumbest member divided by the number of mobsters.
It doesn’t matter if dragons are flying overhead or whatever – a lot of Victoriana is still cut in the frame of fantasy.
Needless to say, they refused to submit to the Empire, conducting such a persistent guerrilla war that the Romans gave up hope of conquering Scotland, and the Wee Free Men remained both wee and free.
Lots of ingenuity gets you through times with no money better than money gets you through times of no ingenuity.
Gods don’t like people not doing much work. People who aren’t busy all the time might start to think.