You are a sad, strage little man.
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they’re fun, they do things together, they’re best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
When you’re 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to my father. And then, the very moment I realized that I loved him unconditionally, that life was going to be great just because he was in it, he was gone.
Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques.
My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart.
All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support, encouragement or a pit crew.
I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.