If no-one comes from the future to stop doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?
It doesn’t really exist, this Frat Pack. We run into each other on occasions and we all like each other’s films, I guess, but there isn’t some big funny restaurant or bar where we all hang out. At least, if there is, they haven’t invited me.
I’ve always been noted for being original and doing different thing. So for me to hop on the train that’s going on would be – shoot, if I wanted to hop on the train, I might as well have hopped on gangsta rap back when it was popular and tried to do that.
I want to thank Jesus, and by Jesus I mean Jesus Hernandez, my bodyguard.
I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie – heck, I would love it. It would be my dream role.
Black, white, yellow, brown – we wanted somebody who would do right by us. And I think because Obama was that person, whether he was black or white, he was chosen.
I’m a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking – mostly Thai food.
What about Santa’s cookies? I suppose ‘parents’ eat those, too?
Happens I am very political. I have deep political instincts.
I left home to go to college, and then I moved back home. I moved back for three years from 21 to 24.
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don’t know.
I will watch a movie that is quote unquote dark and not get the qualification of what is dark and what is not.
Anyone can memorize facts and figures. The real way to learn anything is to go out and experience it. Let your curiosity lead you.
Everyone I know who skis is dead.
I’m a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
I’m a selective pack rat. There’s some things I have no problem getting rid of and others I hold onto dearly.
In the fourth grade, I learned how to fake walking into a door. You know, you hit it with your hand and snap your head back. The girls loved it.
I had never supported a political figure – and I went out and supported Obama.
James Caan told me at the end of filming ‘Elf’ that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny – and I never was.
I’m a Progressive. Much in the same way our founding fathers – who, oddly enough, wouldn’t get elected today – were Progressives.