America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed.
A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.
The funny guy doesn’t get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn’t have.
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
That’s what I think works the best, and what I think makes the best comedy – something that’s completely committed and more approached as an acting exercise, as opposed to being worried about whether to be funny or not. The comedy comes from the context.
Immature is aword boring people use to describe fun people.
I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It’s my obligation to share it with the world.
I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!
I don’t really think in absolutes.
Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
I want to make hip-hop that can use guitars and soul and jazz and just fuse it all together. And I want to make this whole new sound that’s going to shock the world. Unfortunately, the masses didn’t receive it.
Why not work with your friends? It’s working with people you know, and you share the same sensibility.
I guess destiny is not the path given to us but the path we choose for ourselves.
I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at work.
Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life.
I’ve always loved watching the news on TV. As a kid, I loved watching Walter Cronkite, for some reason.
Molly Shannon and I used to always talk about that we really felt strongly that we were comedic actors, that we weren’t comedians. You just played things real and the comedy came out of the context.