I put my pants on just like the rest of you – one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.
Grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac.
I just kind of have a comedic looking body, I guess. If anything I really have to exercise just to not look too fudgy, otherwise I would just keep going and going.
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!
You want every movie to be a hit. But every painting isn’t a masterpiece.
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
I was a strange kid in that, while most kids hate school and want to turn 18 or 21, I loved high school.
In every circle of friends there’s always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don’t have one? Then it’s probably you.
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It’s great to be here.
I’m always in these situations where I forget to separate what is pitched as an idea to the fact that I’m actually going to have to execute it.
I’m a Cancer; I’m music passionate. I like long walks on the beach.
I often don’t think a lot about the ramifications of anything I do.
I think you can’t do any action without in some way paying homage to John Woo. He’s the guy who just invented that sort of next level of poetic nasty action.
I’m the minority in my house sometimes. My wife is Swedish, and we go to Sweden and everyone is rattling off in Swedish. It’s like, ‘OK, I can just read a book.’
I’ve never been a conceited person or cocky, never felt boastful, but I always had a sense of self-worth; I always had a real sense of myself.
Enjoy the little fun things – like taking your kids to school – before they’re all grown up.
No matter how much you screw up your own life by the wrong decisions that you make, it’s never too late to do the right thing and change your ways and you can teach old dogs new tricks.
It’s very easy for me to play silly, but to reveal something closer to you, that’s so much harder.
I’ve not been able to avoid periods of time where I felt super-lonely. Luckily, I have a side that is able to always see the glass as half-full.