If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.
On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven.
A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
A politician is just like a pickpocket; it’s almost impossible to get him to reform.
There’s no way in the world you’re going to make a political party respectable unless you keep it out of office.
There’s a simple solution to our traffic problems. We’ll have business build the roads, and government build the cars.
Steak on the plate went up. Steak on the hoof went down.
One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
You shouldn’t say anything mean about people who can’t read. You should write it instead.
The president says, ‘There is lots of people worse off than the Farmers.’ I don’t know who it could be unless it is the fellow who holds the Mortgages on the Farms.
I don’t know what humor is.
One thing I will say about the Germans, they are always perfectly willing to give somebody’s land to somebody else.
The government says they have loaned over One Billion dollars to the Farmers. In other words, we can’t help you make any money, but we will show you where you can owe some more.
Farmers have more Associations, and Bureaus, and Clubs, than they have pitchforks.
Foreign relations is an open book – generally a checkbook.
I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have been is because I have stayed an old country boy.
People don’t change under governments. Governments change. People remain the same.
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.