Swing at the strikes.
Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair.
Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.
Yeah? For what paper?
Every time I see him, he’s not there.
Anybody who can’t hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.
Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.
It is a disturbing conundrum that true free will cannot exist without the possibility of suicide. Then again, it ain’t over ’til it’s over!
Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
How can a you hit and think at the same time?
The hardest thing is to get started, but the hardest thing is to finish.
If you’re feeling good, don’t worry. You’ll get over it.
If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
What the hell is wrong with him now?
You gotta call a blacksmith.
What a house – nothin’ but rooms!
The game was two hours, with the commercials. I wish they did that now.
I don’t know. How hot is it supposed to be?
How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.
I hate to see it go, I’ll tell you that. I played here all my life. Eighteen years I played here and I’m sorry to see it go.