Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don’t know how to spell my name.
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
Baseball player: “What time is it?” “You mean now?”
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
Ninety percent of putts that are short, don’t go in.
So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
Listen up, because I’ve got nothing to say and I’m only gonna say it once.
Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.
The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain’t that hungry.
I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
I take a two hour nap between 1PM and 3PM.