He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
Baseball player: “What time is it?” “You mean now?”
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
Ninety percent of putts that are short, don’t go in.
So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
Listen up, because I’ve got nothing to say and I’m only gonna say it once.
Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.
The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain’t that hungry.
I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
I take a two hour nap between 1PM and 3PM.
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
Prediction is very hard, particularly when it’s about the future.
Why don’t you pair’em up in threes?
If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.