Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
Prediction is very hard, particularly when it’s about the future.
Why don’t you pair’em up in threes?
If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
Man was not made to travel faster than a baseball.
A lot of guys go, ‘Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.’ I tell ‘em, ‘I don’t know any.’ They want me to make one up. I don’t make ’em up. I don’t even know when I say it. They’re the truth. And it is the truth. I don’t know.
I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
I’ve always felt real blessed, especially to live in this country. If you dream hard and work hard, anything can happen here-I’m perfect proof.
I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
I’d find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I’d return it.
Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
A good time to hit is with men on base, because the pitcher ain’t got no place to put you. He’s going to get that ball around there somewhere. He don’t want to walk you.
I couldn’t tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it’s head.
In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn’t.
I don’t see how he lost five games during the season.
It was pretty good. Even the music was nice.
It’s never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn’t.
I’d say he’s done more than that.
He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
If people don’t want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them? -Yogi Berra, The Yogi Book, to baseball commissioner Bud Selig about lagging baseball attendance Ninety percent of the game is half mental.