We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Tighten my headband for an extra rush.
King of kings, that must be Elvis.
I never have no trouble with my rubber girl.
I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.
Stuff up the cracks, turn on the gas, I’m gonna take my life.
Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing’s worse than a suicide chump.
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
The devil, he’s about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow’s peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur reek. Yes, it was him alright, I swear.
I think that if a person doesn’t feel cynical then they’re out of phase with the 20th century. Being cynical is the only way to deal with modern civilization – you can’t just swallow it whole.
When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.
Let’s not be too rough on our own ignorance, it’s what makes America great.
It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralise the long-range effects of our national stupidity.
Do your job and do it right, life’s a ball, TV tonight.
They’s making it worse, the labor movement got the mafia curse.
If lyrics make people do things, how come we don’t love each other?
Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn’t work.
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.
I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone’s teeth get cleaner?
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don’t want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.