I feel a lot of people don’t know what high school is – including those who are in it. My material is provided to give them some perspective. People are stupid. They never stop to question things. They just accept. Can you imagine a nation who never questions the validity of cheerleaders and pom-poms?

— Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa Quotes

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

— Frank Zappa

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If lyrics make people do things, how come we don’t love each other?

— Frank Zappa

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn’t work.

— Frank Zappa

Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.

— Frank Zappa

I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone’s teeth get cleaner?

— Frank Zappa

I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don’t want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.

— Frank Zappa

Suddenly, books are arriving every day! “So many books, so little time.

— Frank Zappa

All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control.

— Frank Zappa

I feel a lot of people don’t know what high school is – including those who are in it. My material is provided to give them some perspective. People are stupid. They never stop to question things. They just accept. Can you imagine a nation who never questions the validity of cheerleaders and pom-poms?

— Frank Zappa

Music without the ebb and flow would be like “watching a film with only good guys in it”.

— Frank Zappa

Certification from one source or another seems to be the most important thing to people all over the world. A piece of paper from a school that says you’re smart, a pat on the head from your parents that says you’re good or some reinforcement from your peers that makes you think what you’re doing is worthwhile. People are just waiting around to get certified.

— Frank Zappa

Music is the best.

— Frank Zappa

Well, in this world of basic stereotyping, give a guy a big nose and some weird hair and he is capable of anything.

— Frank Zappa

The poodle bites ; The poodle chews it.

— Frank Zappa

After all, he wrote this book here, and in the book it says he made us all to be just like him! So if we’re dumb, then God is dumb – and maybe even a little ugly on the side.

— Frank Zappa

Now air can get through.

— Frank Zappa

Non esiste l’inferno. Esiste la Francia.

— Frank Zappa

Socialism produces bad music, bad art, social stagnation and really unhappy people.

— Frank Zappa

A mind is like a parachute. It works better when it’s open!

— Frank Zappa

Progress demands deviation from the norm.

— Frank Zappa

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