When it comes to men who are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple. Just ignore everything they say and only pay attention to what they do.
You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.
Moments, when lost, can’t be found again. They’re just gone.
Oh no. Don’t smile. You’ll kill me. I stop breathing when you smile.
You’re like a song that I heard when I was a little kid but forgot I knew until I heard it again.
Don’t leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
Falling for him would be like cliff diving. It would be either the most exhilarating thing that ever happened to me or the stupidest mistake I’d ever make.
You always get more respect when you don’t have a happy ending.
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Nerd girls are the world’s most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a Paris Hilton-esque failure to understand hotness.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Don’t kiss me like a woman if you’re going to treat me like a child.
Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles.
No. No, I don’t believe you’d betray me with her. I don’t believe you’d cheat on me. But I’m afraid, and I’m sick in my heart that you might look at her, then at me. And regret.
Why do people always assume that volume will succeed when logic won’t? – Damon.
Only love of a good woman will make a man question every choice, every action. Only love makes a warrior hesitate for fear that his lady will find him cruel. Only love makes a man both the best he will ever be, and the weakest. Sometimes all in the same moment. -Wicked.
You don’t take away my choices. You are my choice.
Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.
I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?
Because you are the superhero fledgling. I’m just your more attractive sidekick. Oh, and the herd of nerds are your dorky minions.