Feast, n. A festival. A religious celebration usually signalized by gluttony and drunkenness, frequently in honor of some holy person distinguished for abstemiousness.
Liberty: One of Imagination’s most precious possessions.
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice.
Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity.
Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.
GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.
Destiny: A tyrant’s authority for crime and a fool’s excuse for failure.
IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to public honors.
PIGMY, n. One of a tribe of very small men found by ancient travelers in many parts of the world, but by modern in Central Africa only. The Pigmies are so called to distinguish them from the bulkier Caucasians – who are Hogmies.
A lottery is a tax on stupidity.
Finance is the art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager.
Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.