I am an aging Girl Scout.
I’m more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters.
I always knew I didn’t want kids, and I didn’t want to get married.
I always got along with all types of people – popular people as well as drug addicts.
I always find something to keep me busy.
I did shoplift but I didn’t get in trouble for it. I shoplifted a lot when I was little. Candy. I would steal candy.
A lot of times girls think they’re funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.
Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.
But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
A lot of crafters, they’re shut-ins.
But I always like to play ugly people who think they’re pretty.
I can’t imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.
I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they’re attractive.
I try to pick music for a diner that doesnt involve a lot of lyrics, so you’re not paying attention to that. As long as it doesnt dominate the party, it should be more atmosphere music. When I’m by myself, I never play music.
I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it’s different when you’re sitting down and writing it out.
It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren’t really that high.
People always think I’m Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.
I’m drawn to people who look different. I’m not exploiting. I’m not making fun of them. I’m drawn to them.
I stayed in New York City for the first time, I’d always wanted to do that.