I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop.
Don’t associate me with comedy. And please don’t say actress. I would never call myself any of those things. I hate it when people call me that.
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.
I’m gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color – it’s an old lady color.
I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I’m gonna play a cop.
That’s how all theater should be done – you only have one chance to see it and then it’s gone. One night only.
I have always wanted a bunny and I’ll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.
I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.
I have a couple freeloader friends, but it’s okay. I know they’re gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.
I love depressing movies and depressing books.
If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it’s a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.
It’s natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and forest fires.
I’d rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That’s perfect for me.
I’d just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.
I wasn’t a cliquey person, and I think that’s because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and I usually got along with the people that people didn’t like.
When you hear someone use the word ‘meds’ instead of the word ‘medicine,’ chances are they’re no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotropic drugs. Back out of the room slowly.
Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were.
I’ve never played anyone who didn’t like themselves. I don’t care if they’re unattractive, but it’s important that they think of themselves as attractive. And I guess that’s part of their charm.
When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head.
There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a hospitable person and have groups of people in your home touching your personables.