I think it’s good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.
Don’t leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night.
Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
Don’t answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you’re joking.
Accentuaute the positives – medicate the negatives.
Poof! It’s magic!
I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you’d get your supplies, and then you’d use your imagination.
You know when you watch old movies, it’s always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.
I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock. I was probably 7. That’s my least favorite feeling: guilt.
Usually, the best ideas come from other people’s good ideas, which then, after a short gestation period, become your ideas.
As my guests leave even my most simple parties, I consistently hear the same thing: ‘That was the best time I ever had,’ and it’s always me saying it. But I do know in my heart they all feel the same way, probably.
My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.
I’m not very good with drink recipes. If I’m entertaining, I like to come up with a house drink for the evening, one thing I’ll make for the whole evening of the whole month.
Before you can give of yourself to others you must know what of yourself you have to give. Every person is special. In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.
Imagination! My problem is that I have so many ideas, I never have enough time to use them all. Just the other day I thought up eleven things I could do with a flowerpot. Eleven! Three of those things didn’t even involve plants.
I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you’re stupid.