Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier.
I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous – as long as you’re honest.
But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It’s no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.
If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.
How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn’t that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy.
So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
Don’t worry, don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who’ve helped me.
The eyes of love see all of us as one.
What does an atheist scream when they come?
There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue – those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS – but they remain strangely silent...
Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They’re sick, they’re not criminals. Sick people don’t get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.
If you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day”. Yeah, looks like He rushed it.
You are the imagination of yourself.
All governments are lying cocksuckers.
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.