I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, ‘What’s wrong?’ Nothing. ‘Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.’ Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you’ve learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
Why is pot against the law? It wouldn’t be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can’t make a profit off it, would it?
It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.
What are you reading for?
We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.
I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul.
The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people’s minds, exposing them to the light.
I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, “My dad can beat up your dad.” I’d say Yeah? When?
Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god’s infinite love.
Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.
Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
Nonsmokers – this is for you and you only. Ready? Nonsmokers die every day. Sleep tight.