Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I disagree with Bush’s economic policy or his foreign policy, it’s that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
All your beliefs, they’re just that. They’re nothing. They’re how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make ’em real.
I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I’d get pulled over by the cops, I’d be so drunk I’d be out dancing in their lights thinking I’d made it to the next club.
I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself – to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.
It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
And if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else’s, I’m happy to do it.
I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, ‘What’s wrong?’ Nothing. ‘Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.’ Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you’ve learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
Why is pot against the law? It wouldn’t be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can’t make a profit off it, would it?
It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.
What are you reading for?
We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.