I ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.
I loved when Bush came out and said, ‘We are losing the war against drugs.’ You know what that implies? There’s a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.
What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis, not the young, cool guy...
Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren’t partyin’.
Rock stars against drugs – that’s what we want, isn’t it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We’re partying now!
They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer.
People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health nut. The plot thickens.
What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I’ll prove it to you. You’re at a ball game or a concert, and someone’s really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.
The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here’s Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That’s faith in action folks! You know he’s got God on his side.
I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you’d be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.