What does an atheist scream when they come?
There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue – those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS – but they remain strangely silent...
Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They’re sick, they’re not criminals. Sick people don’t get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.
If you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day”. Yeah, looks like He rushed it.
You are the imagination of yourself.
All governments are lying cocksuckers.
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
I ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.
I loved when Bush came out and said, ‘We are losing the war against drugs.’ You know what that implies? There’s a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.
What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis, not the young, cool guy...
Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren’t partyin’.
Rock stars against drugs – that’s what we want, isn’t it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We’re partying now!
They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer.
People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health nut. The plot thickens.
What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.