New Rule: If you married a manic-depressive, three of your children died, and while you were president civil war broke out and someone shot you in the head, your coin really shouldn’t say, “In God We Trust.
Kadafi is a zombie in a pillbox hat, that’s what he is!
But females in even the most advanced Muslim countries are simply, by law, not the equal of men.
The point is, a leader does what he thinks is right, not what he thinks the popular thing is.
Brave Americans in past wars didn’t die for the actual flag – they died for the freedom it represents, including the freedom to burn it.
We’ve been brainwashed into believing that it’s a sin to discriminate. But discrimination doesn’t mean racism; it means telling unlike things apart.
Just like in the workplace, women who are good workers are the best workers.
I don’t respect thinking that is dangerous, prejudicial, childish, and could get me killed.
For months in the fall of 2001, our highways looked like a county fair on wheels. “Look out, Al-Qaeda – patriot on board!” I once saw a guy with five flags tell a guy with four flags to go back to Afghanistan.
And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that follows my stuff and always makes me glad it’s us against the world.
New Rule: Instead of killing 99.9 percent of germs, Lysol has to just go ahead and kill them all. Why spare the remaining 0.1 percent? So they can return to their villages and tell the other germs, “Dude, do not mess with Lysol”?
Clint Eastwood’s speech was kind of a metaphor for the entire Republican Party: A confused old person yelling at something that doesn’t exist.
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.
Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time things would turn out differently. Yes they would. This time he would get his ass kicked by a woman.
You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.