Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
I never, ever in my life tried to be outrageous. I’ve only ever tried to say what was truly on my mind and not pull punches about it.
Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
Stand-up is great because I can get everything off my chest.
Rand Paul and Chris Christie both said vaccinations should be a choice, not a government mandate. Because when have Republicans ever told people what they could do with their own bodies?
Don’t you think that being a person of faith has become a third rail in American politics? If you want to run for president nowadays, you’d better get out there and say you’re a very faith-based person.
Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.
What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
Tea Party has now cost the Republicans 5 senate seats. My next donation is going to them.
As a loyal American and I think a patriotic American, no, I don’t want Sarah Palin to be president.
Unemployment is down, confidence is up, DOW 5,000 above Bush – or as Republicans put it, let’s talk about gay people and abortion!
I couldn’t run for any office. I think that religion is bad, weed is good, and babies are disgusting; who would vote for me?
Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
You can’t lie to kids about drugs. They know about drugs. You can’t say they’re just all bad. They know life is a little more complicated. I have never done heroin. I would never recommend heroin, but it hasn’t hurt my record collection.
People are either good or they’re not. Religion doesn’t make anybody good, I don’t think.
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
If you think you have it tough, read history books.