To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can’t be destroyed, then implant one in your uterus and bring it to term. That’s right, put your cervix where your mouth is.
What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
Russia has banned all adoptions to Americans. So, if you were hoping to get a little white kid with fetal alcohol syndrome, you’re going to have to wait until Lindsay Lohan reproduces.
This is my question for conservatives: don’t you want to live, too?
I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
The worst years of my life were the first two years I was doing standup. You’re learning how to do, and you’re going on stage in front of two drunks and people aren’t laughing and you’re broke. That’s a really hard time in your life.
Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it’s the name of one of Obama’s kids.
If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
The politicians are no prizes, but the people are even worse, they’re so ill-informed. I never understand the pushback when I say people are stupid.
Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she’s demanding that we invade ‘Tsunami.’
You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
Eell there always is a tendency in human nature to deify.
The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: At some point, a pit bull does stop whining.
Hey birthers, wanna hear my theory? My theory was that Obama was born in America and you were born with the umbilical cord around your neck.
Nobody in America who wants pot has any trouble getting it, so maybe that’s why we aren’t seeing support for legalization. People don’t think it’s necessary to legalize it, because it’s so easy to get it.
Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!
We don’t do sensible things. This is America.
In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.