I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.