Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
I stopped and I thought, ‘What would Jesus do?’ So I didn’t exist.
I’ve found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
When life gets you down, make a comforter!
In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn’t just the thought of it make it worth a try?
Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
Comedy is very strange to me and I don’t fully understand it’s purpose or function.
What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.
I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they’re listening to.
We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving – turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
There’s a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he’s a good conductor?
When I see someone filming me, I don’t usually think, ‘No, man, don’t put this up online!’ I’d think, ‘Hey man, you don’t get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!’ I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.