They always try to make it like jocks discriminate against gay people. I’ve been a big proponent of gay marriage for a long time, because as a black person, I can’t be in for any form of discrimination at all.
He’s got to bring something stronger than that. That’s like bringing milk to a bar, it’s not strong enough.
When you read the book you see that these guys aren’t holding any punches. They’re straightforward. They’re honest. They’re giving you their honest opinion.
People say I eat a lot. I really don’t. More or less I just eat all the time.
Being black or white isn’t an accomplishment. What you do with your life – or what you accomplish with your life – dictates what you should be proud of.
If you are an ugly woman, you have no chance of getting a TV job.
If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.
I didnt wear the pink panties because I didnt want America going crazy with excitement.
Yeah, I regret we weren’t on a higher floor.
There’s nobody you’d rather beat than your good friend.
Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she’s ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can’t play a lick. Same thing.
It’s kinda great to see the Celtics doin well again cuz that was so much fun in my day to go to the Boston Garden and they spit at you and throw things at you and talk about your mom. It sounds like dinner at Kenny Smith’s house.
You can talk without saying a thing. I don’t ever want to be that type of person.
I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn’t know anything about it personally but I’ve heard about it through the grapevine.
I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I’d work for the Klan.
Poor white people and poor black people just don’t know how much they have in common. Rich people don’t give a damn about either group.
I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking – and that’s all that golf is – then you are officially fat.
If you can’t slam with the best, then jam with the rest.