I don’t create controversies. They’re there long before I open my mouth. I just bring them to your attention.
Anytime a fan touches you, you have the right to beat the hell out of him.
Only poor people go to jail.
Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you’re wearing? Man, this ain’t Rhode Island anymore. You’re in the NBA. The girls have teeth here.
Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn’t shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive.
I got pulled over when I was behind the wheel of a Porsche in Philly once for what we call DWB – Driving While Black.
Look, I’m in the top 20 of players who ever lived.
I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don’t, who will? Not other poor people, that’s for sure.
We don’t need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
When I speak to kids I tell them, ‘Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they’re going to get smarter as you get older.’
I think the biggest problem is parents are so concerned with being friends with their kids. You’re not their friend. You’re their parent.
Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he’s been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.
Hakeem couldn’t kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!
When you get arrested it’s in big letters. When you get acquitted it’s in small letters.
I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.
Sometimes I have to criticize guys to try to make it fun, I mean, I’m out there trying to bust other people. I want all these guys to do well, but when they do something stupid or don’t play well, I try not to kill ’em, I try to make ’em laugh a little bit.
There’s no medical term for what I’ve got.
I’m never embarassed.
I don’t mess with that cat. I’m pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.
It’s the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.