Well, all I can say is that people know I’m not saying anything out of malice.
Most sportswriters don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.
I don’t listen to the refs. I don’t listen to anyone who makes less money than I do.
Social media is where losers go to feel important.
I’m still going to Disney World.
My wife’s married. I’m not.
Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.
We’re not all supposed to think alike.
If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
Every time I hear the word conservative it makes me sick to my stomach...
You can’t start a diet in the middle of the week, that’s just stupid.
Those Grizzlies are more like pandas.
I’m a mad dog whose only concern is winning.
The older I get, the faster I was.
Every team in the Western Conference has flaws.
I’m not a role model.
I’m afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I’ve got a whole cemetery full of them.
I don’t create controversies. They’re there long before I open my mouth. I just bring them to your attention.
Anytime a fan touches you, you have the right to beat the hell out of him.
Only poor people go to jail.