The Social Wishlist on Facebook is a great example of everything right about social media.
Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I’m the maid in my house.
I’d love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television.
I wanted a more female point of view.
When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical world, like with ‘No Cure For Cancer.’
Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.
Bill Murray doesn’t do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he’s going to do.
I learned a long time ago, if you want to keep your friends in show business, don’t get famous. Because as soon as you get famous, a lot of the people you used to know, who didn’t, become incredibly bitter and jealous. It’s part of the territory.
Let me tell you something: I love the Yankees. And let me tell you why: because without the Yankees, there is nobody to hate.
Rosemary Rodriguez directed on Rescue Me for us, and I love her. She’s fantastic with actresses and she’s got a great sense of humor. That was a huge thing for me.
It says on the back of the Nyquil box, ‘May cause drowsiness.’ It should say, ‘Don’t make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and friends good-bye.’
With any actor, if you know your character well enough, you’ll know pretty much what he would say under any circumstance, or whatever situation might rear its head.
If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I’ve been out of work for a while.
If you had no enemies, you had no fun.
You can have good writing, but a great actor will make it feel and sound like great writing. You can have great writing, and mediocre actors will make it feel mediocre. Without the actors, you have nothing.
If a character dies, you get to do a big, juicy death scene. But the flip side is you’re out of the sequel, which is where the real money is.
I’ve been nominated for Emmys and Golden Globes, but I’ve never won one and I probably never will.
I’ve always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots – I’m pretty good with either one.
I’m still pretty self-centered, greedy and angry.
Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you’re a Hall of Famer.