I’m really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.
I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.
What’s politically correct a lot of times is not funny.
I’ve eaten things that didn’t complain this much.
Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he’s always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he’s important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O’Reilly, except shorter and Jewish.
When I clicked into this idea of doing a band and examining a band as a dysfunctional family, I wanted to reverse that Rescue Me formula.
I really want to do a western film. It’s one of my favorite movie genres of all time.
I’m a lapsed Catholic in the best sense of the word.
When you write about real life, there’s always a chance that somebody involved is going to see it and get upset.
I’m a huge Kevin Youkilis fan.
I spent a long time working in the movies to figure out that kind of acting and also how to write and produce for the screen.
I studied acting in school and then, of course, couldn’t get an acting job.
Everything you look at now, the scripts that come in that you look at, the television scripts are way better than the movie script. The talent is going to television.
I think all priests should be married.
I wasn’t the best student. I wasn’t stupid, but I wasn’t paying a lot of attention.
I’m no prophet and I’m no genius, but I can only tell you what I seem to know. As a fan of television and the movies, I think it’s all for the better.
I went to see the ‘Spider-Man’ movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.
I really like ‘Batman.’ Not the TV show, but the dark ‘Batman.’
I’m a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence.
I’m one of the people that when I wake up I have to do what I do. It’s not like I want to do it. I kind of have to do it.