I’m no day at the beach. And if it is a beach, it’s Hampton Beach. Ever been there? It’s not nice.
I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.
I want you to take away the hope because that’s the thing that’s killing me.
We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!
I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.
No woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They’re always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain about.
I’m not really a Spider-Man fan. I’m more of a Batman guy.
I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I’ve pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid.
I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles.
It’s human nature for people to expect people to be what they see on the screen.
What I’ve learned is that life is too short and movies are too long.
If the world somehow actually ends tomorrow, let all forget about the Mayans and just agree it’s the NHL’s fault.
The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi.
You really want to have a back-up plan, so when you don’t feel like acting, or you’re getting older and settling down, you can produce your own stuff. So that’s when I set about forming my own company and getting creative control.
We didn’t have rehab back in the Seventies. Back in the Seventies, rehab meant you stopped doing coke, but you kept smoking pot and drinking for a couple more weeks.
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead – and we get chocolate eggs. It’s like turn-down service from God.
The only difference between kids and jungle animals is pants. Kids wear them. Jungle animals don’t.
You just can’t win. Men have very recent land mines in their heads. Women have recorded conversations and photographs in their heads from 15 years ago.
I eat meat because meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty dam good!
I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day!