Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Setelah kebijaksanaan akan muncul kebahagiaan.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
A credit card is a convenient device that saves you the trouble of counting your change.
Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor’s new one.
The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.
A good loser is all right, but it isn’t so much fun to beat him.
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
Walking isn’t a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
Adam and Eve were the first of all unions to defy management.
There are two kinds of leaders: those who are interested in the flock, and those who are interested in the fleece.
Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Character is what you have left when you’ve lost everything you can lose.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.
A signature always reveals a man’s character – and sometimes even his name.