The man who doctors himself with the aid of medical books, runs the risk of dying of a typographical error.
Man is the control experiment of heredity and environment; and since his heredity controls him, he tries to control his environment.
In a democracy, you believe it or not; in a dictatorship, you believe it or else.
When you make your mark in the world, watch out for the envious with erasers.
All men are created equal and endowed by their Creator with a mighty urge to become otherwise.
All men are born equal, but some of them outgrow it.
If you want to know how little your dignity is worth, take it to the pawnbroker.
There is nothing more dignified than a corpse.
Under dictatorship, the people in prison are always superior to the people who put them there.
A dictator’s chief problem is keeping the stomachs of his subjects full while keeping their heads empty.
The diamond is the hardest stone – to get.
The only thing more certain than the hatred of enemies is the envy of friends.
Women diet to retain their girlish figures or their boyish husbands.
Many a girl who can’t dance well makes up for it during intermission.
If you want to be different nowadays, just act normal.
The difference between two men is usually a woman.
If you don’t like to make excuses or apologies, stop making promises.
Sometimes the unexpected happens when you don’t expect a person to come up to expectations.
Do a little more every day than you are expected to do, and soon you will be expected to do more.
All things come to him who waits, but they are mostly leftovers from those who didn’t wait.