Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can’t make head nor tail out of it.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
There was no need to inform us of the protocol involved. We were from Chicago and knew all about cement.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.
Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
Only if the computers really love each other.
Celebrate the cracks, because that’s how the light comes in.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
Home is where you hang your head.
How do you feel about women’s rights? I like either side of them.
I’d like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they’re working on now.