The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
Don’t let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.
Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
What have future generations ever done for us?
Any place I hang my head is home.
Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows – marriage does.
Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
As soon as I get through with you, you’ll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it.
Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.
All geniuses die young.
You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
Hello, I must be going.
And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!
Madam, you’re making history, in fact, you’re making me, and I wish you’d keep my hands to yourself.
The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract – Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We’ll take it right out, eh?
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.