I didn’t know Johnny Depp could act until he played me.
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.
Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect.
The person who doesn’t scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.
Of all the men that have run for president in the twentieth century, only George McGovern truly understood what a monument America could be to the human race.
The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it.
Relax – This won’t hurt.
The pleasure is in the path, the search for something good...
I hate pain, despite my ability to tolerate it beyond all known parameters, which is not necessarily a good thing.
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop.
By any accepted standard, I have had more than nine lives. I counted them up once, and there were 13 times I almost and maybe should have died.
Life is beautiful and living is pain.
Life should not be a journey to the grave...
Myths and legends die hard in America.
North Vegas is where you go if you’re a hooker turning forty and the syndicate men on the strip decide you’re no longer much good for business out there with the high rollers.
I may sound a little black, but I’m really pretty well adjusted.
Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.
I was never idle long enough to do much thinking, but I felt somehow that my instincts were right.
Remember this, folks – I am a Hillbilly, and I don’t always Bet the same way I talk. Good advice is one thing, but smart gambling is quite another.
In a world as weird and cruel as this one we have made for ourselves, I figure anybody who can find peace and personal happiness without ripping off somebody else deserves to be left alone.