A top geneticist at Stanford says human intelligence is declining. You know what that means? We are seeing Congress at its smartest and most effective right now.
Sarah Palin has admitted she tried marijuana several years ago, but she did not like it. She said it distorted her perceptions, impaired her thinking, and she’s hoping that the effects will eventually wear off.
The first lady said about her husband, ‘I could take up a whole afternoon talking about his failures.’ And today she was offered her own show on Fox News.
CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded.
Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand.
A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes. So that’s why we can’t get anything done in the morning: We’re government workers.
Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, “Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England”.
Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you. They say that by the time you wake up you’ll feel so good, you’ll be able to start looking for a new job.
America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
Casey Anthony was found not guilty. This means that President Obama’s economic team is only the second-most clueless group in America.
President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.
Diet Coke with lemon – didn’t that used to be called Pledge?
At the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn’t that used to be called a mirror?
It is day two of the Democratic convention, and apparently they had a huge lighting problem in the convention hall today. They worked all day on it. They still couldn’t get President Obama out of Bill Clinton’s shadow.
I’m glad the government has shut down. Think about it, for the first time in years it’s safe to talk on the phone and send emails without anybody listening in.
All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around.
It seems that England’s royal family is running out of money. They are down to just $1.6 million. Well sure, that’s what happens when nobody in your family has had a job for the last thousand years.
President Obama is asking Congress to support a military strike in Syria. If they approve, it will be the first time Congress has officially declared war since Obamacare.
Contact with the customer is what business is all about.
Obama called on Americans to have more grandchildren. Probably so there’s more of them to pay off our debt.