Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what’s called a red flag. That’s something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That’s a red flag.
New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn’t that a little backwards?
This is a strange country we live in. When it comes to electing a President, we get two choices. But when we have to select a Miss America, we get 50.
British scientists say they have developed a super broccoli that can help fight heart disease. You know, if you want to fight heart disease, why don’t you come up with a food people will actually eat? Like a super glazed doughnut.
If God doesn’t destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.
Real movement in the Kerry campaign now. His poll numbers are moving, donations are moving, endorsements are moving. The only thing not moving is his hair.
Political experts are saying the reason John Kerry is doing so well is because he’s ‘electable.’ Hey, so was Al Gore – in fact, he even got elected and it didn’t help him at all.
I had a dog that was so lazy, he had a prerecorded bark.
Tonight was the CNN primary debate with the four remaining candidates. It was kind of a change for Newt Gingrich. Usually when he’s arguing with three people at once, it’s his wife, his ex-wife, and his mistress.
Did you hear about the dog that was so high-strung, he developed a nervous tick?
According to The New York Times, the mob has now gotten into Medicare fraud. But the good news is, when they do break your legs there’s a good chance you’re covered.
Here’s the latest from the Pentagon – the generals are worried that the White House is spreading itself thin by trying to fight a war on two fronts; Afghanistan and Fox News.
Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn’t it? The guy who did all the coke winds up going to the White House, the guy who didn’t do coke goes to Columbia.
Gary Condit is on the Congressional committee for Homeland Security. They make the guy responsible for Homeland Security who is the guy no one would feel secure going home with.
One thing about mildly dyslexic people – they’re good at setting everything else aside to pursue one goal.
Mitt Romney is coming under fire because even though he is a multimillionaire, he only paid 15 percent in taxes. That’s not a tax, that’s barely a tip.
Not a good night for President Obama. He lost elections in Virginia, New Jersey, and he’s not doing good in Afghanistan either.
Senator Chris Dodd unveiled his plan to reduce corruption in the Senate. He’s retiring.
Those two pilots that sped 150 miles past their Minneapolis destination have been suspended. They got suspended because they were looking at their laptops instead of flying the plane. Think about this – everybody else on the plane has to turn off their laptops except for the people flying the plane.