You can’t measure what’s inside a man’s heart.
I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
Choose To Be Inspired.
The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers.
I’ve been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.
The Comedy Store in LA, it’s a really loose room and it’s really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
The best way to pursue any discipline is the martial art way.
By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful.
Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I’ve ever had in my life.
I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.
If you haven’t peed the bed, you haven’t taken enough chances.
I’ve done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It’s a big part of mixed martial arts.
I don’t care if you’re gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It’s all an illusion.
I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.
Teaching someone that doesn’t know something forces you to think about almost every single aspect of it, including parts of it that you could sort of take for granted.
My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they’re my best friends.
Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.
But it’s hard for a chick to do comedy. It’s not as open for them.
When a ball goes into a net it only means something because we decided it means something. When somebody punches somebody in the face it always means something.
Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it’s very specialized and varied in it’s content, but generic in it’s title.