That’s the beauty of our show. Comedy or politics. We’re sort of a mix. A space age polymer of both. A synthetic comedy-like material.
Watching Fox, that’s like watching the Cartoon Network. Fox is nuts.
Fire up your heart for the wind is getting cold, now it always gets cold for the riders of the night. When you carry that dream when you know what lonesome is looking for a home like a bird in flight.
I could never wrap my head around why the world and the President that Republicans describe bears so little resemblance to the world and the President that I experience. And now I know why. There is a President Obama that only Republicans can see.
Bush advisers have long been worried that a lagging economy could hamper the president’s re-election chances. They hope that the Cabinet shake-up will provide a needed jolt. If that doesn’t work, North Korea has to go.
Everything is presented in as devious a manner as it could possibly be presented.
What’s with the poverty Tourette’s? Why do these two think we need a hobo for president?
It’s always funny until the hooker mentions her son.
The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. That’s all it is. All those media companies say, “We’re going to make a killing here.” You won’t because it’s still only as good as the content.
Watching these channels all day is incredibly depressing. I live in a constant state of depression. I think of us as turd miners. I put on my helmet, I go and mine turds, hopefully I don’t get turd lung disease.
Here’s the way I look at it. President Bush has uranium-tipped bunker busters and I have puns. I think he’ll be OK.
The best-laid plans of mice and comedians usually wind up on the cutting-room floor.
The rise of secularism has brought about an increase in hostility toward things religious.
The Department of Homeland Security recommends a three-day supply of water consisting of one bottle per day for each person in your home. Plus one extra bottle to give you all something to kill each other over on day four.
This show is our own personal beliefs.
The government should stop meddling in the business of the farmers, who would actually still be living ina desert if not for government meddling.
Do you guys have to sell everything? I’d like to buy the Earth’s core.
We look at, the absurdity of the system provides us the most material. And that is best served by sort of the theater of it all, you know, which, by the way, thank you both, because it’s been helpful.
Poor Al Gore. Global warming completely debunked via the very internet you invented.
I have not moved out of the comedian’s box into the news box. The news box is moving towards me.