The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.
What are you so mad about? That we still have a government? We still have “traffic lights.” We’re sorry. The government’s not perfect, but some people wish it was better, not gone.
We called her Mother Earth. Because she gave birth to us, and then we sucked her dry.
Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you’ve gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.
Here’s how bizarre the war is that we’re in in Iraq, and we should have known this right from the get-go: When we first went into Iraq, Germany didn’t want to go. Germany. The Michael Jordan of war took a pass.
There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on ‘Friends’ is.
To have not shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak.
We’ve come from the same history – 2000 years of persecution – we’ve just expressed our sufferings differently. Blacks developed the blues. Jews complained, we just never thought of putting it to music.
Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality.
Pigmentation was a quick and convenient way of judging a person. One of us, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., once proposed we instead judge people by the content of their character. He was shot.
The problem with the Tea Party is they’re all ignorant hillbillies who drink moonshine and ride around on mules. And they believe in stereotypes too.
On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks.
You’re on CNN. The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls. What is wrong with you?
The only time a politico will try to avoid playing the blame game is when they or theirs are to blame.
Like everyone else, I want to sleep with Leonardo DiCaprio.
Despite his infirmities, Strom Thurmond showed up to work every day and did not miss a Senate vote in his final year, though no one is sure if a shouted ‘Bingo!’ counted as a yea or a nay.
The nation of Dubai banned the movie Charlie’s Angles because it’s “offensive to the religion of Islam.” Apparently, the religion of Islam is offended by anything without a plot.
Sarah Palin has been tagged and released back into the wild.
Nobody says, hey men should not drink. It’s all about women must dress differently, women must walk differently, women must drink differently. Why are we not able to hold men to account for this behavior?
If you try to hit a grand slam, you’re going to strike out.